It’s Mothers day?
Well no, not today, someday soon though, I think.. I mean really who knows these sorts of dates? I am pretty sure there is a guy that randomly points to a calendar to figure out these sorts of events. Spring break, Father’s Day, The 4th of July, I mean talk about random! Anyway, since it is almost Mothers day I thought I would put together a “Win, Win” list for all you good kids and husbands trying to please mom on her big day!
Mothers Day Gift Idea #1.
Jumper Cables. Because your mom is typically going to do anything for you anyway, why not give her some jumper cables? That way if you ever need a boost you can call her up and say you want to meet up, because she is always complaining you never call already, so, WIN WIN!
Mothers Day Gift Idea #2.
A New TV. This one will take some salesmanship. Let’s face it, the old T.V sucks, and you have like $1200 from your tax return, you can’t have the $15 for a mothers day gift eating into the T.V budget, so say “Hey Mom look what I got you!” She will probably cry because she once heard someone saying that you needed a new T.V anyway. Win, Win. (You may also add on a blu-ray player, or a ps4 and sell it as a blu-ray/netflix player so she can watch Downton or something)
Mothers Day Gift Idea #3.
Here is a DIY gift for all you DIYers, A homemade “Spend a day with Mom” coupon. Now you need to make sure it is for a trip to the mall or something, why? Because it is impossible if your mom is in a good mood, for her to NOT spend money on you! And like gift #1, she is just happy to be with you. Win, Win.
Mothers Day Gift Idea #4.
A really nice bottle of wine. She will love this one, who wouldn’t? But remember, Mom’s a lightweight, she is gonna have one glass and the rest is yours! Win, Win. BONUS TIP, If you are a daughter, get a great bottle of shampoo, Mom has so much to do normally that she won’t realise how fast the shampoo is leaving!
Mothers Day Gift Idea #5.
If you are like really rich or something, get her a trip to the Bahamas. Thats 10-14 days with no Mom! Win, win.
That concludes my Mothers Day list! Helpful tips you guys should already know: Kitchen supplies, cleaning tools, cookbooks are all win, wins, she gets to love you by giving you nourishment, and you get to be nourished. WHAT YOU SHOULD NOT GET MOM, is cash. That just gives her too much control, and shows you don’t care, lose, lose.
P.S Mother’s Day has an apostrophe.