The Green Mist is here to destroy us all!!!
So I like to take some photos of the Aurora Borealis, but I also like to theorize about what is actually going on (or just what is going on in my brain) so here we are. The Green Mist has cost billions of dollars in research, countless environmental damage, and we are still no closer to discovering its real purpose!
So today let us recap, to raise awareness, something about the Green mist must be discovered! For if it is here to harm us, we may be all in big trouble!
Of course while we raise awareness of The Green Mist, others join the cause, below are some important conversations of said Green Mist.
Phillip Tyson writes: I’ve consulted with the greatest scientific minds our modest island continent has to offer (all of them; they were conveniently in the room as I was reading this post), and the general consensus seems to be a wholesale slash and burn of all vegetation between you and the horizon. We have agreed that this is the only solution to this ghastly green mist epidemic that is plaguing your corner of the Earth. We envisage that this will not only significantly aid in improving your follow-through on the fairways at 3AM, but it will prevent such aesthetically pleasing images from filling up my G+ stream. Yours SIncerely, Australian Federal Minister For The Environment and Whatnot
Jesse Martineau replied: In all seriousness, Environment Canada has recently issued this decree “In recent collaboration with our commonwealth brother Australia, we have decided to ‘exterminate’ every green tree from here to the horizon. Please be advised there might be some smoke for a few days…”
The Green mist has not stopped, in no way is this over! We have spent billions on research, still nothing. Still the Green Mist comes back, we are no closer to discovering its true purpose! Stay posted for more about The Green Mist!!!!
In the meantime take a look at How to Capture The Aurora Borealis!