Fall + Autumn = Faltumn.
Yes that’s correct folks I officially invented a new word! This past Faltumn (or Autumn for those that live under a rock…) I provided the world an incredible remedy for the horribly double named season! OK Summer, Winter, Spring, they are cool with just one name. So why does this other season need two names? Well it doesn’t, so I have taken the liberty to remedy this crisis. Why mention this again now you ask? Well I will also be prepping the globe to jump straight into Faltumn, rather then trying to get people to stop saying Autumn when it is already Faltumn…
Now go and google Faltumn right now – seriously, do it! You will see my beautiful images filling a good portion of the feed. So I ask you, no I implore you to join this worthy movement. Even as I type Faltumn right now I don’t get the red squiggly “You suck at spelling” line under this word! Google already understands, now it is time for you to do the same! Here is the start.
See! The world is changing, imagine the time saved of having to explain to children “Well this season is called Fall… Or Autumn…” I feel the shaking of progress. Here is some more Faltumn history.
Well there is just a taste of what is going on, so let’s all say in unison “Fall + Autumn = FALTUMN!!!” YAYYYY! Spread the word my minions, spread the word! And the theme song (Below)